人类不应该侧躺着睡觉

                                                                                                 ​Human Are Not Supposed To Sleep On The Side

 

我只有平躺着才可以睡着

因为她们说

向左侧着会压迫心脏

向右侧着会压迫某个内脏

趴着睡对脊椎不好

平躺可以保证我的腰全部接触床垫

这样腰就不会太痛了

 

假的

 

跟你说了几遍

水果要放在保鲜

严格控制氧气和湿度

苹果放一个月就能还像新的一样又脆又新鲜

 

胡说

 

谁说水果要呼吸呼吸会变甜

幸运的话 会被吃掉

不幸的话 会被扔掉

 

水果需要暂停呼吸

然后从中间死掉

 

我上次在高原旅行的时候

没舍得买氧气瓶

因为一瓶折合20美金

氧气不应该是免费的吗

 

我爬上高原是为了对抗重力

可是一切都感觉更重了

尤其我背包里的苹果

 

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这个苹果坠得我这里多了一根

跟你说了人类不应该侧躺着睡觉

 

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I can only fall asleep lying on my back

Because they always say that

sleeping on your left presses your heart

sleeping on your right presses your organ

sleeping face down is bad for the spine

Sleeping on my makes my lower back touches the mattress completely

that way it won’t hurt so much

 

False

 

How many times do I need to tell you

fruit needs to be stored

with strictly controlled oxygen and humidity

An apple can sit for a month and still look new, crisp, and fresh

 

That’s bullshit

 

Who said fruit needs to breathe?

Breathing makes it sweeter.

If it’s lucky, it’s eaten.

If not, it’s thrown away.

Fruit needs to stop breathing

and die from the inside

 

Last time I traveled to the plateau

I didn’t buy an oxygen tank

It was twenty dollars a bottle

 

INSANE

Oxygen should be FREE

It’s everywhere

Everywhere

 

I climbed the plateau to fight with gravity

but everything felt heavier

Especially the apple in my backpack

 

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The apple pulls me down

There is one more line here